Adam's Week 7 Predictions

One week left of divisional play and the half way mark is approaching us. Them Bastards finally were taken down this past week. This week will conclude the first set of divisional games and with teams looking ahead towards the playoffs this week they will need to win a division game.

Game of the Week Eagle Blissfully Cute (5-1) take on the Enforcers (4-2) these two teams could be going at it all season to secure the top spot in the division. This game could have more impact than most will think. The Cute have been on a 5 game win streak and dont look to slow down anytime soon, although with many guys on bye this week Enforcers tie the division lead up with a 134-111 win.

Queen Citys Finest (3-3) vs Broker Hymens (1-5) this game means more to the Finest seeings how both teams ahead of them are nearly perfect. The Hymens seem to have thrown the towel in and playoff hopes deminish with every week going by. Finest blow out Hymens 154-101.

Shutzstaffel (3-3) take on the Buffalo Maybe Next Year (1-5)the SS have there heads in the sky this week after doing what no team has done this season and thats beat Them Bastards. They might want to come down a notch as Next Year is better than there record shows just losing close games that they couldnt finish. Both teams have struggled this season but the SS will ride high sweeping the division with a 124-123 win.

Lastly Them Bastards (5-1) against The Third Frank Reich (2-4). Bastards are looking for a bounce back game as the Reich are looking to close the gap. Reich have rearanged there team in hopes to compete come December. Maybe now with the Bastards losing they will realize they are not fantasy football gods and will fall 2 straight weeks Frank Reich pulls off an incredible upset 139-125

IM BACK Week 6: Game of the Week

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     Now lets be honest, on draft day, did anyone think newcomers Them Bastards would pull off a winning record? Did anyone expect the rookie owner to have the Dream League's first 5-0 team? No. And no. Did it happen? Yes. And to the delight of the rest of the league, Them Bastards came back down to earth with a stunning upset, 132-126, at the hands of the always cocky Sardinia Schutzstaffel. 

     With the first two sets of Sunday's games finished, Bastards were clinging to a lead. But with theyre whole roster finished before the night game, they could see their perfect record slipping away. With terrible performances by mid week pickups Pierre Garcon (8 catches, 52yds) and Ryan Torain (10 rushes, 22yds) they proved to be poor subs for Ryan Matthews and Chris Johnson on the bye week. Darren McFadden added a solid performance (21pts), but it wasn't enough to last through the night games.

     SS took full advantage of TB's bye week woes as Michael Turner and mid-week trade LeSean McCoy combined for 50 pts and 3TDs. Haloti Ngata brought down the hammer with 8 tackles and a sack.

     All good things must come to an end, but SS must remember that things only get tougher as the playoffs approach. Buffalo Maybe Next Year doesnt look like a team that will just throw in the towel.

    Also, as i missed my report last week, game of the week was meant to go to QC vs. EBC for their epic tie game which came down to QB play and resulted in a W for Cute. What a way to lose (to a girl nonetheless.) Ouch.

WEEK 4: Game of the Week

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    This weeks Game of the Week has one owners friends asking "Hey man, are you ok?" All I could do was watch and shake my head as The Third Frank Reich succumbed to one of the worst losses in league history. But even as TTFR begged for mercy like Rodney King, the beating continued as 20X11 Enforcers made a statement, winning 215-124.

     Im going to go ahead and say it... What the fuck Aaron Rodgers?! Can you chill the fuck out dude?

     61 points. Unreal. Rodgers goes 29/38, 408 yds, and 4TD and you can pretty much call it a day there. Then you add 22 point from Jimmy Graham (10 rec, 132 yds, 1TD) and 20 from the always dependable Ray Rice (130 yds total) and its a wrap.

     Solid performances by good ol' Megatron (8 rec, 96 yds, 2TD) and LeGarrette Blount (25 rush, 127 yds, 1TD) racked up a total 44 points, but a weak (and i say "weak" generously) performance by TTFR's defense showed exactly where Reich needs work. I'd say a serious overhaul is in line for this week.

     I'd also like to throw a congrats to Broker Hymens, who finally popped that victory cherry and traded the V-card for notch in the W column when the surprised the entire league with a 163-135 win over Buffalo Maybe Next Year. But when your team doesnt take part in the draft, its hard to say when that next W is going to come. Hymens are into division play now with a very tough road ahead.

     Thats all for this week. Time for some division play. Things are bound to get shaken up a bit in the weeks to come.

POUNDING THE POINTS ALERT

Midway through sundays games, Queen City's Finest and Them Bastards are burning up the scoreboard!