WEEK 4

WEEK 4

20XII Enforcers (1-2) @ Sardinia Schultzstaffel (2-1)

DOOM is off to a rough start this year, and heads into week 4 at 1-2, looking to forget last week’s 16 point loss to #BOOM. SS is coming off a powerhouse performance by their offense, led by Drew Brees’ 40 showing against Arizona. DOOM will be hoping for a career day by Joe Flacco against a Bills defense that gave up 500+ yards to the circus Jets. However, I’m expecting an even more flimsy performance this week from their offense. Without much competition here, this one goes to SS in a big way;  SS WINS 141-99.

The Third Frank Reich (0-3) @ Queen City’s Finest (2-1)

TTFR owner Don LeFort was tasked with writing this column for the year, but like his team he has yet to truly catch on to one fact: YOU NEED TO SHOW UP TO WIN! Hopefully he found more time to commit to his team than his writing this week, because the schedules not getting any easier.  QCF will be walking tall into this matchup after finally getting that much needed win over EBC. If QCF can get the most out of its offense, TTFR will need all 3 Bob Griffins to show up in Oakland to have a chance at survival. Luckily for TTFR, I believe this will be the week that the RB tandem of Spiller and Martin finally return to form with rookie QB’s EJ Manuel and Mike Glennon at the helm. This may be their only chance to pull one out for a couple weeks. I’m giving them the squeaker; TTFR WINS 130-128.

Spiller High Life (1-2) @ Them Bastards (3-0)

TB had some serious injury trouble back in week 2, but managed to right the ship in time for last week’s matchup with BFD. After replacing Vernon Davis and Steven Jackson, Jordan Cameron and Bernard Pierce played well enough to help push to a 2 point victory. SHL is hoping Adrian Peterson will put up more AP-like numbers against a weakened Steeler’s D across the pond. Unfortunately, OB Colin Kaepernick just hasn’t been the elite force they had hoped for and has been a huge letdown in recent weeks. SHL will need to keep the pedal to the floor to keep this feisty squad of Bastards from edging them out. If they let up for a second, TB will edge them out. I just don’t see them having the stamina to hold out for a win this week; TB WINS 119-100.

Dogs on Hogs (1-2) @ Eagle Blissfully Cute (1-2)

Defending champs EBC take on this year’s draft chumps DOH in week 4. EBC is hoping to start turning this season back in their favor after a surprising nuptial upset, or “The Nupset” as I have just recently decided to call it. On paper, EBC does not look like a 1-2 team, especially with Foster and Gore in the RB fold. But lack of attention to the finer details could prove to be costly this week with Nelson starting on a bye week and Andre Johnson as a game time decision. DOH will be hoping for another strong week from LeSean McCoy as they wander aimlessly through yet another week. After pulling out a win last week against a lagging TTFR squad, they will hope they can find a way to sneak past the reigning champs. Strange to think it, but this could be a close one if DOH can stay awake for the entire weekend. But as they say, a woman’s work is never done, and I think this team will start to turn it around here; EBC WINS 105-99.

DOG GAME OF THE WEEK

Wakka Flacco Flame (0-3) @ Buffalo Fupped Duck (1-2)

Forget knives, WFF has been bringing ballet slippers to gunfights in their inaugural season. At 0-3, they have looked overmatched in the big boy league so far. BFD is fighting but seems to be having trouble winning on the waiver wire. BFD will need to lean heavily on an aging team to pull off a win this week. With CJ Spiller nursing a knee injury, Fred Jackson should see an uptick in production this week. However, LawFirm may be trending downward as rookie Gio Bernard seems to be gaining momentum in the Bengals ground game. A strong showing from Boldin and Houston’s DeAndre Hopkins could give BFD an edge, especially if Andre Johnson can’t suit up this week. WFF will be hoping for a little bit of Luck and a whole lot of Reggie Bush, who returns from injury this week. Sorry WFF, but this week BFD is going to make you look like a joke. WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA (Fozzy Bear… Google it, young’n); BFD WINS 140-107.

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK

Buffalo #BOOM (3-0) @ Broker Hymens (3-0)

This week’s Matchup of the Week features 2 of the 3 undefeated teams and one happens to be my sleeper pick for this year, #BOOM. #BOOM looks to continue their win streak after taking out DOOM last week. #BOOM stands out this year for two reasons: an extremely tough defensive crew and a reenergized Michael Vick. If Vick can keep moving the ball in the right direction this week, it should be a solid week for #BOOM. BH will look to Peyton Manning as their savior once again, but he wont be the only one putting up big numbers. Trent Richardson has had a full week of practice with the Colts now, and he faces the sad, sad Jags. He’s going to be looking to show his old team how big a mistake they made. This one is going to be a slugfest, but only one team can walk out 4-0. I’m predicting good things this season for #BOOM, but its not going to be this week. Its only week 4 and BH is about to equal their win total from last year; BH WINS 161-149